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MP3 Brian Weeks - Pull My Finger

Komplettes MP3 Album von Brian Weeks
Angegebene Spieldauer: 42:51
Veröffentlichungsdatum: 2006-04-20
Kurz-Beschreibung von CDbaby: If Harry Chapin and Jerry Seinfeld wrote music together, this would be it. "Pull My Finger" is a collection of truly hilarious stories filled with unexpected plot twists and punch lines. Enjoy.

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Here’s what happened:

First in 1958 I won the ’Lucky Sperm Contest’. Then I

rested for about three years, mostly in my pajamas. When

I turned three I got my first guitar. It was a Popeye

guitar - the plastic kind where you turn the crank and it

plays like a Jack-in-the-Box. I was (and still am) so

good at turning the crank that I played non-stop until my

family threatened to beat me to death with it. I stopped.


Later when I was about twelve, I farted myself out of a

sound sleep while sitting on a folding metal chair in CCD

class. The nuns were not impressed, but I was. I still

laugh like hell whenever I think of it.


Next, I played guitar (a real one!) in a dance band for

about thirty years. I’ve seen brides throw-up on

themselves, grooms throw-up on brides, fist-fighting

grannies, and other cool stuff. Standing on a stage

watching drunken men put the make on stuck-up women has

been a great way to make a living. After a while though,

if one more bride asked for ’Wind Beneath my Wings’ I

would have offered to kill her, so I quit.


I believe that if something is truly funny, it needs to

be repeated. Some of it even needs to be set to music. I

think that anyone who disagrees with that should be beaten

with a Popeye guitar.


This is a collection of hilarious stories guaranteed to

make you laugh out loud. You’ll wish you had bought TWO

copies, because you’ll want to share it with a friend, and

you would never ’burn’ one because that’s illegal, and you

would go to prison, and then to hell, and that would suck.




From the joys of flatulence to the excitement of

previously enjoyed women, here is a welcome return to

zany, meat and potatoes comedy. No kidding- this stuff is

WAY better than the crap they play in church. And funnier

too.

Here’s what the critics have to say:

"Albums like this will take comedy right off the

endangered feces list." The Gloston Bobe.

"It’s no surprise that the Brian Weeks Fan Club is growing

at such an excremental rate." The Monthly Rag

"I won. Really....I won." Al Gore

"A circumcision gone wrong, this be like Jonestown with a

much better punch line" The Ebonical Chronical

There you have it! Be brave. Remember that time you

bought the Carpenters double-album set? Here’s you chance

to redeem yourself. For a lousy ten bucks! Honestly, I

think you’re worth it.

Thanks for listening.

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